catloaf


a catloaf is a food item made in china and some areas of the middle east. much like the western dish meatloaf a catloaf is made up of ground cat with onions and rice all baked into a loaf and sometimes glazed with a puppy based sauce.
man this meatloaf is really good and cheap. wait thats cheap because its not meatloaf man, it’s catloaf. yes it’s made of cats
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a catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. more specifically, laying with all four paws tucked under the body. the cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. the cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as catloaf on a stick. the catloaf is not to be mistaken for a monorail, which is similar, except that the cat’s head would be laying down, chin on floor.
-my cat is sitting with all four paws under his body, he is catloafing.

-my cat is sitting catloaf style, with all four paws under his body.
a catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. the cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. the cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as catloaf on a stick.

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-my cat is laying with all his paws under his body, he is catloafing.

-my cat is laying in the shape of a catloaf, he has all four paws under his body.
catloaf is a legendary symbolic icon. it is not to be confused with a loaf of cat, which is a more barbaric approach to duplicating a catloaf. catloaf symbolises everything 1337, and pretty much represents all pseudo-intellectuals, it also gives some not-so-smart person the credibillity of sounding smart by including it in a post.
<1337s-xphwoar> omg1337 catloaf!!111!!
very intelligent reply my good chap!
public domain of the internet, catloaf is a mere loaf of bread formed into the shape of a cat. he is protected by his friend, whose name is currently unknown to me, but is a box and protects catloaf with a bar of bread.
catloaf is a s-xy piece of bread.
a catloaf is a meatloaf made from cat meat. it is a timorese dish and is considered a delicacy among some food connosieurs. the catloaf was reportedly invented by joseph moillet in 1891. of course this report was made by a drunk named jim beehan, so it was from quite an unscrupulous source. in conclusion, on may 20th, 1993 i had a shower.
would you like some catloaf on this beautiful may afternoon?
no, i have to take a shower.

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