Catrice


the coolest person i have ever met , she is funny and gorgeous ! always fun to be around because she gets along with everone, she is my bestfriend ! xx
woah its catrice! :d
a halarious ball of energy who never fails to make the world burst into tears of laughter. catrice is always laughing, always smiling, and will go to the ends of the earth to get a smile out of anyone. a master at video games, gorgeous beyond compare, accepting of all no mater who you are, and more eccentric then a ravenclaw, she’s the friend you want to have. catrice is a darling little bad -ss who has more s-x appeal then all the women in the earth put together. if you’re not with her, you want to be, and if you aren’t her, you wish every day you were.
“oh my gosh, catrice is just the most amazing of things!”

“i know, she is totally my favorite.”
otherwise known as b–b

a sometimes ditsy and loud bruenette that is by definition blonde.
catrice: hi!!! i’ve missed you
person: h-llo b–b, i’ve missed you too.
catrice: -runs over, kicks her own foot and ends up breaking her toes.-

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