cat’s crack
to make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.
wife: did the furniture arrive from ikea last night?
husband: yes.
wife: was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
husband: yes.
wife: ooooh!! will you -ssemble it for me?
husband: i started on it last night, but i made a cat’s crack of it.
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