Catspeak


nonsensical or glaringly incorrect grammar usage, usually found in internet typing. the presence of catspeak usually indicates that somebody let their cat use the computer.

catspeak is used by non-cats, for humorous effect, in cat-themed image macros.
examples of catspeak:

this is too many breads!

surrender all your nutrient.
when you talk like a lol cat.
drew: i can haz cheezburger?

dana: only if you promise not to use cat speak around me ever again.

Read Also:

  • Caulk the toilet

    the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in a woman (or man’s) -ss. i’m taking that b-tch home tonight, i think i need to caulk the toilet!

  • change my shoes

    this is a euphemism for the act of a bowel movement, i.e. taking a cr-p. before we go to diner, i need to change my shoes. code word for “taking a sh-t breakfast went right through me and now i have to go change my shoes.

  • channel it

    to change the station on the television or the radio. “i want to watch lifetime movie network, can i channel it? “

  • Cheek Seeker

    verb: to use mastubaion (motion of a man wackin it) and send ones s-m-n towards another persons cheek maybe used as a comeback for verbal aggresors some one is walkin down the hall insults u and u give them a cheek seeker

  • Chin-senior

    an elderly person with a gigantic chin! you often see them on the streets in small towns. where they are placed by the goverment after being mutilated. they mutate. the reason for this mutation is that every old person is dipped in radioactive toxic waste (so that they die quickly d:), and as i wrote […]


Disclaimer: Catspeak definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.