cattle guard


refers to colorguard. called cattleguard when the majority of the girls on it are fat.
michael made carolanne cry when he made a cattleguard joke.
a self defense item to keep fat chicks from getting to you.
i used my “cattle guard” to pevent this fat b-tch away from me.

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