Cattle Man


an ordinaly farmer who lives along the nymboiba river. be has become a legend ever since 2004 when a school orientrreing group wandered onto his land unknowing.
he was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.
“excuse me you’re on my property, i can’t have people on my property ’cause my cattle gets spooked and run away”

“‘ey you! get offa my property!!! you blinking cow poachers! you knows them kids gonna scare ’em, then make ’em run away. i’ll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!”

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