cattywumpus
skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.
bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.
a falsehood purported by one -ssuming an authority upon a subject. comes from a short anecdote.
teacher: and of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy…
student: …cattywumpus…
the act of a sh-llder latching on to one’s backside
sh-llder: shhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllldddddddderrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
-bite-
dude: no i just got cattywumpused! and i have to take cindy to the t-tty twister…..nnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
to grab another’s head and brain suck
he yelled “cattywumpus” and i crushed his skull with my palm
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