catwoman

1. catwoman is a character from the dc comics universe, specifically affiliated with batman, her on again off again love interest. the character has been portrayed throughout the years by notable actresses, most recently halle berry in the recent adaption of catwoman cinema, but i maintain, as many agree to, julie newmar was the best catwoman ever. she was a stone fox back when she portrayed the character on that old batman show with the -zip- -bang- +newt+ punch effects…from her cute innocent smile to her curvaceous body..and that smooth round…….anyway…!
although variations have been made to the character’s appearance as time p-ssed, she basically maintains the same general characteristics, including catlike agility, very high s-x appeal, thievery, and a fetish for dressing like the host of a bdsm party every day, right down to the whip. her costume is usually seen as a tight bodysuit with some kind of head cover, in the julie newmar days she simply wore little cat ears, while she was in later years depicted having a hood or mask of some kind. oh yeah and she is a crazy good fighter with some lethal kicks which can incapacitate their victim, depending where they get hit. on that note, catwoman seems to have proven herself untrustworthy, using baiting techniques (see example) to get her enemy to lower their defences so she can strike.
all in all, catwoman is a pretty f-ckin’ cool character.

2. the nickname catwoman can also apply to a girl who is catlike and highly sensual, although somewhat b-tchy and underhanded, or a even a tease who uses her own s-x appeal to bend men to do her will.
1. in reference to her dirty fighting, in the film batman returns, catwoman (portrayed by mich-lle pfeiffer sp?) attacks batman on a rooftop. she lays in several good kicks until he has enough and decks her. she looks up at him like she was genuinely hurt and says “how could you?? i’m a woman!” as batman tries to apologize, catwoman surprises him by kicking him in the groin!
in batman, the animated series, catwoman frequently gets batman close to her and then strikes him with surprise kicks and scratches.
julie newmar was the s-xiest catwoman.

2. 2 guys talking…
-did you get any play from selena?
-man, she got me really wound up by purring like a cat while rubbing her body while i watched…then she asked me for 40 dollars…i only had 20 on me, but she used her verbal s-x kitty witchcraft on me and next thing i knew i was walking back from the bank with b-lls as blue as the tick!
-d-mn, she’s a real catwoman.
when a person unexpectetedly has the urge to take their belt off and start whipping other people around them.
he did a catwoman on me!
a movie seen by many h-rny adolescent boys who could just go rent swordfish or monsters ball and actually see her -gasp- b–bs!
dude, any one who doesnt want to see halle berri run around in leather and very scantily clad, fighting a very hot sharon stone, is gay.
when a woman is on all fours giving a man head…right when he is about to c-m, he then pulls out of her mouth and shakes his d-ck back and forth on her face really fast making c-m wiskers while she screams meow!
she had always wanted to be a super hero, so i made her cat woman for her bithday!
one of the many villans in the batman (dc comics) series. since her debut in the series she has had her own comic book series put out.
she dresses in a leather cat suit and her weopon is a cat o’ nine tails whip.
she has had a love interest role with bruce wayne (batman) in both series and the movies.
in one version of the comic her background story is basicly both her parents die and she is cast into the world of crime. shes in a constant battle with good and evil.
she was a major minor character in the batman tv series and was in the 1966 batman movie.
she was in the movie batman returns played by mich-lle pfeiffer and the background story was way off the comic books.
in the movie catwoman she was played by halli berry, the movie did not fare well.
catwoman is a very awesome character in the dc comic world, my favorite.
catwoman was awesome when she lashed that guy with her whip.
the cat-loving, whip-wielding, jewelry-stealing, leather-wearing, -ss-kicking hottie who alternates between having a romance with the caped crusader and trying to claw his pointy cowled head off. has a thing for roof-jumping in gotham at night. without a net. has a sharp tongue and rather sharp claws. sometimes a reluctant antiheroine.

she and said caped crusader (batman) have a knack for saving each other during their late-night rendezvouses… she is batman’s ultimate perfect match in a woman, even if they can never be together for good… batman’s mission and her life of crime get in the way of their life together without masks, though not in the way of their feelings for each other.

her “real” ident-ty is selina kyle. she is also known as the cat (as opposed to the bat).
thugs: hey, it’s catwoman! c’mere, kitty kitty!
catwoman: sorry, boys, no time to play.
thugs (with rope): aw, but we got your ball of string right here!
catwoman: …on second thought, maybe you boys need to take a little cat-nap.
-catwoman beats them all up-
verb. to convince a person that a movie generally recognized as terrible is in truth good and worth seeing.
dennis: you know, everyone says trash humpers is a terrible movie, but actually it’s really good. i was surprised, but it’s truly a cinematic masterwork. you should definitely go see it in the theater.
sam: are you serious, or are you catwomaning me?