Caucasian Blindfold
a s-xual act preformed by two people. (m+f or m+m). to perform this act, partic-p-nts must be in the 69 position and the male, (on top), rests their t-st-cl-s on the bottom partic-p-nts eyes.
wife: how was work today, honey?
husband: i was at the water cooler with mark from payroll. he was telling me about giving his wife a caucasian blindfold.
wife: caucasian blindfold?
husband: yeah. i guess you just rest your b-lls on someones eyes in a 69 position.
wife: that sounds nice. let’s try that out.
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