caught a baby bird


a trick that you play on friends. it’s when a male turns his back to his group of friends, unzips his pants and takes out his c-ck and b-lls. then he gently cups them in his hands and tells his friends that he has “caught a baby bird”.

when the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. usually good for a laugh if done right.
1) lance was hangin with his sister and 4 friends. he decided to do the old caught a baby bird routine. he turned around, unzipped his pants and told them to come over. they just about dropped dead when he revealed his 13 inch manhood – it looked more like a snake than a baby bird.

2) zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.

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