cauld


(scottish slang) cold
aye, it’s awfy cauld up here in scoatland.
a) an awesome teacher of the english language who uses p-rn films based in hollywood and unicorn penetration literature.

b) a hero for all ages. fights off the evil gingiviti–err, the bad fiction octopi?

c) a teacher who receives very, very serious english papers without any jokes. none.

d) a teacher that does not mind students hiring prost-tutes near his workplace (occ-ssionally for him).

e) the mentor of team synergy.
“look at mr. caul d go red!”

“oh man, that’s ketchup!”

“he started wheezing all caul d-ish.”

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