Cauliflower Vagina


term for a girl who’s v-g-n- is abnormally strange-looking. kind of looks like the p-ssy lips are a fighter’s cauliflower ears
mark: so did you nail that girl last night?
jerry: no man, i was gonna go down on her but she had cauliflower v-g-n- so i just fake chowed her instead.
mark: you’re a sick sick man
jerry: i do what i can sir

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