Cautiously Pessimistic
an increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché “cautiously optimistic”. as the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.
my cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that i bring into the house.
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