cave cheese
1) when a chick doesnt clean too well in her “special area” and little chunks of debris slowly form into pieces of smelly cheese.
dude, oh man, seriously, i went down on sally the other night and laid my tongue into some serious cave cheese man. i almost barfed all over her!
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