Cave Donkey


n: a woman usually infected with the growth of a p-n-s. usually this p-n-s is embedded within the v-g-n-, thus providing eternal s-xual satisfaction. also, see horse woman.

native to america, the common cave donkey will usually come out at night in search of food or drink. do not go near a cave donkey, they will often times confuse you for beer or maybe even a vibrator.

info: the common cave donkey usually stands between 5’6″ and 8’4″. they may weigh anywhere between 95 to 350 lbs.
-commonly seen on side streets or dark alleyways. or anywhere in new york and chicago.
yo, she’s totally a cave donkey.

dude, you gonna go ask that cave donkey to dance?
nah, i’d rather get punched in the -ss by rambo.

that cave donkey is sh-tting on my newspaper!

tell toby kieth to keep his cave donkey in line!

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