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by far the coolest kid around. has great talent in all he does, especially ssbm.
d-mn! i wish i was more like cb-ss
the name given to the redneck who delat to loyd christmas on dumb and dummer. now affilated to any one who is a red-neck
hey c b-ss, where’s your banjo?
1. a unique member of human species most commonly found hesseville, indiana who is known for it’s natural hypnosis abilities that are activated upon speaking. side effects of the hypnosis often include,1) wanting c-b-ss to dumb it down, 2) “c-b-ss, you’re f-cking insane”. or 3) “i love you c-b-ss, you crazy f-ck”!

2. in regards to definition 1; c-b-ss also exhibits much clown love, mother f-cker. thus, we are led to -ssume c-b-ss also cl-ssifies under the juggalo species.

(if you come in contact with c-b-ss, receive psycho-logical advise from him, and offer it a cigarette, you’ll get plenty from the creature upon further -ssociation.
c-b-ss, is going crazy again, let’s get him to chug another one.
you take this drug through your -n-s. then after fifteen minutes you will see your lord and savior in a fish bowl swimming around. then you will come down with the worst cl-ster headaches. then commit suicide. this all happens within fifteen minutes of using this drug.
dude i took some cb-ss now i’m tripping f-cking bawls. dude i took some cb-ss and i was gone bro.
very scientific definition:

c-b-ss:
a type of ugly “sea b-ss” (fish). usually ginger in color, its scales are simply flaky spots of acne.

c-b-ss is known to be an antisocial species, and will hide away from humans if seen. rarely caught in fishing nets, it will bite its way out if caught in such a situation, with its ginger fangs.

swimming in the ocean, they often like to think of themselves as “surfing the net”, since they like to go on the computer and look at pictures of other c-b-ss like them, which is a rare event for a c-b-ss, since it usually cowers away from seeing other individuals.

if kept in captivity, special precaution should be taken to ensure a c-b-ss does not see a mirror, or it will die.

renowned worldwide for their impressive ginger color, they are often mistaken for goldfish. however, close inspection will reveal the acne, which forms the basis of differentiation between the two species. fish-owners should not keep goldfish and c-b-ss in the same tank, as c-b-ss have been reported to rape the fish, as c-b-ss like fishy s-x, and may often go to tesco’s just to buy fish there for the purpose.

a c-b-ss’s main diet consists of ginger-nut biscuits, ginger bread, and ginger beer. this should be fed in large doses, because c-b-ss need a lot of food to keep up their large weight.

care should be taken when handling inviduals, as they are known to bite. whilst the bite itself is notpoisonous, the c-b-ss is highly contaminated with acne, and uses it as a contagious defense against predators, and unless treated with “anti-cb-ss” before 24 hours, an acne outbirst may spread across the entire body, along with genital worts.

due to the antisocial habits of the c-b-ss, breeding is very difficult, and for this reason, we at h-rnyfish4u ltd. do not recommend males and females (or males and males for gay c-b-ss, or females and females for rugmuncher-b-ss) be kept together, as they may even end up eating eachother.
“oi m8, ma fkin c-b-ss ate his sister the otha day”

in the words of a c-b-ss himself:

“it ent ‘once youv had black, youll never go back’, its ‘once youve had c-b-ss, youll turn around and give him your -ss’ coz i is one s-xy ginger-munch!”

in the words of another:

“ginger is the new black. fat is the new hot. and c-b-ss is your new f-ckbuddy”
cb-ss, an extremely cheap–ss ssbm, who predictably plays as one character. incredibly gay and incredibly funny. his driving skills are second to none. can also refer to someone’s actions.
going through a red light, trash talking as you lose in a game, and quick trips to mcdonald’s.
an extremely large creature with ton tons. has trouble completing 10miles due to a d-ckey heart.
can be seen swimming on moreton sh-r- in the summer seasons.