cbh
literally, “child-bearing hips”; describes hips that are extremely wide and will be good for bearing children.
i can’t fit through the desks, i have cbh!
central base for h-m-s-xuals
i can’t believe my parents are sending me to cbhs. i’d much rather go to mus.
child bearing hips
hips so wide (in a good way) they look perfect for having children.
mark: did you notice vicky today?
luke: no, she was looking good today?
mark: you missed it! she wore some jeggings and i noticed she has some nice cbh!
luke: sounds s-xy!
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cbhs > mus
did you see cbhs basketball and fencing beat the h-ll out of mus last night?
an individual (usually male) who acts creepy, stalkerish or too hands-on with another individual (usually female). a cbh can be easily mistaken for a shark.
paul was such a cbh last night, he wouldn’t leave that girl alone.
abbreviation for the term “child bearing hips”. this abbreviation is commonly used by men to describe women in terms that is not easily apparent/ obvious to them. this is a result of men being often sneered at or even slapped by the opposite s-x for spurting the full phrase, “child bearing hips”.
guy 1: man! that is one fine girl, check out her face
guy 2: careful, cbh alert.
guy 1: yikes!..moving on…
cbh (also crazy b-tch hormone) is a hormone that is secreted in the female’s body. that explains the unexplained crazy behaviour of females after pms.
symptoms include:
1. nagging
2. drama, drama, drama!
3. acting like a baby.
4. being unreasonable.
5. ugm (ugly mood swings).
6. temporary insanity.
7. doesn’t have any effect on driving, women are natural born terrible drivers.
8.temporary stupidity.
9.may turn in some cases into chronic form (continuous apparrent symptoms of the hormone)
treatment: unfortunatly there is no treatment available
yet, so ur all gonna die, and we are gonna
suffer.
n.b: rarely, the effects of cbh are very mild, almost
hidden, but may re-appear through application of
stress, after marriage, etc…
-recent studies have shown that symptoms and signs of cbh may appear very early in life, even before p-b-rty.
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