C+(B+M)=QD
a mathematical equation that is taught to all english children the world over.
this translates to – crumpets, with the addition of a layer of b-tter and marmite in equal measure are, by there very nature, quite delightful.
this is the correct manner in which crumpets are to be presented. the rather co-rs- american tradition of jam (with or without b-tter) is a poor subst-tute, never to be practiced by any person that aims to imitate the manners of the upstanding english gentleman.
goodness quentin! does this woman not know her c+(b+m)=qd’s??
“d-mn your preserve woman, p-ss me the bl–dy marmite!” is that i should of said.
jam on my bleedin’ crumpets?? are you ‘aving a laugh? were you not taught no math at school??? c+(b+m)=qd and dontchu forget it!
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