Cburgenism
se-bur-ge-ni-sima school of thought of the early 21st century. its founder christopher burgess developed his theories through intense observation of his environment. followers believe in a world free of ignorance and stupidity. sarcasm is highly valued and often reaches levels at which most people cannot comprehend. the doctrines and beliefs are unrecorded and often change. however most of what is believed is made known upon entering into the life of a cburgenist
jennifer is a follower of cburgenism.
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