CCHS Bands
-has the best band director there ever was or will be
-we sometimes forget that he’s black
-he has superpowers
-has “mood shirts”
-dresses like a gentleman
-thinks he has a collegiate band…he’s right though…
-has a wife named tiffany…they love each other…even though they don’t pda…eww glad they don’t
-we love to hate him and hate to love him
-his rehearsals are ridiculous
-says s-xual innuendos without realizing it
–n-l about everything
-organized a year ahead…no lie
-will do just about anything for his kids
-his students are his kids fyi
-so many conspiracy theories…it’s hard to keep track of them
-the only black teacher at our school
-no one ever corrects him…i did once…and got made fun of…never again
-plays the clarinet…manly
-is always watching…
-when he has a kid, the name will either be “whittany” or “tifmore”…lol …
-actually…can we call the kid “whitless???” do you get it???
-when someone says,”cchs bands,” they say it with pride
-can show up out of nowhere
-can hear anything…no matter how far away you are
-can make any kid stop in his/her tracks by saying “hey”
-“compare his baton to mine” (whitmore’s was bigger)
-“hey!!!” the group stops and looks…”don’t move” and he throws a piece of paper at someone
-the baseball team is on the marching field…”this is my field and these are my kids now move!!!” (they leave)
-football coach came over to see our level of maturity and dedication
-he says “all black!!!” for a reason
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