ccorny is funny! he’s so ccorny!
a twitwod is a person that loves eating calamari whilst fingering *rs*holes filled with fish feaces whilst licking camel b*mholes in a happy camper-van filled with family and friends. my brother is a twitwod.
- diaper money
compensation from tax returns, *ssistance programs or any other unconventional form of income used to purchase the bare necessities – such as diapers for the babies. josh: hey bae, the house smells so much cleaner! mavel: i know right?! poor josh jr. had to wait two weeks before the diaper money finally came in the […]
- 2 line tuesday
2-line tuesday 2-line tuesday is one of many failed spinoffs of the original “1-line wednesday” see also: three line thursday, four line friday, and monologue monday. chris daniel: 1-line wednesday, your turn. fm caller: am i too late for 2-line tuesdays? chris: … (facepalm). philip: …and you better not call on thursday either!
a really beautiful, innocent girl on the outside, but the most dirty and h*rny on the inside. she is really nice to anyone that comes her way but only trusts a few people. she hates drama and likes to get money. girl; hey have you seen that new girl at school? girl 2; yeah she […]