CE blocker
any object, especially a picture of your girlfriend, used to cover up the check engine light in your car. most people that use a ce blocker are too broke to fix their car and don’t want to see that their check engine light is still on.
duder 1: “oh is that your girl? d-mn you love the asians.”
duder 2: “yeah it’s only there to cover up this.”
duder 1: “oh snap! nice ce blocker. how long has your check engine light been on?”
duder 2: “for like 6 months.”
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