cebs


shortened version of ceebs, which is a shortened version of cbf, which is a shortened version of can’t be f-cked, which is a shortened version of “i cannot be bothered one bit”.

one ceebs ceebing, so one cebs.
steve – hey bra.
harry – sup yall.
steve – not much. cebs.
harry – cebs life?
steve – no. cebs you.
harry – oh.
chief executive b-tch
girl: come at me, b-tch!

girl #2: back up wh-r-! im the c.e.b. up in this b-tch!
much like the ubiquitous ‘f’ word, ceb can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb etc.
1)hey man, wanna ceb it?
2)man that s— was cebbed yo.
cebs means that someone can’t be bothered doing something. it is an abbreviation of ceebs, which is an abbreviation of c-b-f (which means can’t be f-cked).
george: dammit i left my jellybean on the roof!
philip: did you -ssemble the antenna?george: cebs.
conniving evil b-tch:

a person who is constantly plotting or scheming against you.

a person who repeatedly attempts (and succeeds) to humiliate you in front of your peers.
that ceb in my 4th hour told me we were all going to do a dance at the end of our performance of don’t stop believing, but she only told me. resulting in me looking like an idiot.
a dare that if completed must be repeated by the person setting the dare. “i will if you will”
cebs you to eat that
c l-ssic
e vil
b itch
s yndrome
(“cebs” is a condition where a woman is simply just mean in a way only a woman can be.)
“yeah, jake’s girlfriend had a bad case of cebs.”

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