cederburg
i small town in the armpit of ozaukee county. this town is known for having at least 74 meaningless holidays to celerbrate everything from strawberrys to ice. the people from this town enjoy hording money, raping small animals, and sh-tting on anyone who isn’t wealthy, or a douch. this town loves to pretend it is “historic”. calling its downtown the famous historic cederburg, forgetting that for somthing to be historic it must first be important. and cederburg’s only achievement is that now the word sh-thole has some meaning.
bill:hey this is really sh-tty yet the residents act like a bunch of rich jack-sses
joe: dude your in cederburg
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