ceiling nipples



a lightbulb cover that looks like a woman’s breast.
dude, you have a lot of ceiling nipples.
when you throw a piece of hotdog at the ceiling and it sticks
“where’s my hotdog?”
*looks up*
“holy sh*t it made a ceiling nipple!”

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