Celebrate Morning Mass
short for morning m-st-rb-t–n. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good -rg-sm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. just be careful, gentlemen, you don’t want to have a “hair gel” incident like in the movie “something about mary”. people can also mistake for morning m-ss for going to services in a church…”i was on my knees and i did call on the lord’s name a few times….”
“wow, dude, you look really relaxed today. aren’t you worried about the big presentation?”
“nah, i make sure i “celebrate morning m-ss” before i get here”
“you do that a lot…. i admire your devotion to your religion”
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