Celebritician
a pseudo-politician who has become better known for their celebrity than for their politics. celebriticians fame creates an unwarrented narcissism that makes them think intelligent people give a sh-t about what they have to say. celebriticians hubris allows them to believe that they are in fact a real politician; when actually they are nothing more than pretty people with canned speeches being used by extremist groups to spew talking points in effort to rally the m-sses towards voting against their own interest.
man1- did you see that speech palin gave to the tea-baggers?
man2- dude she had to actually write the talking points on her hand so she wouldn’t forget to mention the economy!
man1- true dat….but she is a total milf!
man2- dude get a grip she’s dumb as a box of rocks.
man1- i’m totally gonna vote for her if she runs…cuz she’s smokin’ hot!
man2-the whole country will go to h-ll in a handbag if the collective p-n-s’ of the m-sses puts a celebritician in the white house!
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