celebrity clause
a celebrity clause is a pact made between two partners who are engaged in a serious relationship in which both partners, if given the chance, may engage in intimate relations with a celebrity one time. once a partner has used his or her free hook up they are barred from any other future celebrity hook up. jealousy may not play a part in this clause as each partner has the understanding that actually meeting a celebrity is slim as well as each partner both have the same general chance/opportunity for such a relationship.
so i met (enter celebrity name) on the subway yesterday and enacted my celebrity clause. we had some serious ‘relations’ back at a super 8 motel; i’ll never be able to watch giada at home the same ever again.
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