celebrity jeopardy
the funniest skit to come off of the funniest show of all time, sat-rday night live.
connery: i’ll take the rapists for twenty!
trebeck: that’s therapists, not the rapists!
trebeck: mr. osbourne, you may now choose
ozzy: chews? alright i’ll take charleston chews for sixty millionssss
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