Celenza


pr-nunciation: “loouk selenzza”
a witty and intelligent musician type. puts on an air of innocence, though when one gets to know him better one will undoubtedly uncover a vortex of power, a synthesis of man and l-st, therein lies the animal, the s-xual prowess, and the intoxicating masculinity.
girl #1: “luke celenza wrote me a song, he is so sweet and considerate”

girl #2: “he is busy planning your s-xual domination, same thing happened to me.”

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