celerbate
verb
other versions celerbation, celerbating, celerbated
1. the act of masturbating to express joy for something great that just happened.
2. masturbating to celebrate something you did that no one gives two or even a quarter of a sh-t about, because you don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
3. a funny/ weird/ creepy as f-ck/ possibly gay way of congratulating another on an accomplishment. this is done by c-mming on them and saying “c-ntgratulations!!!” if they’re a girl or “c-mgratulations!!!” if they’re a guy.
1. john:”hey greg since you’ve done a great job around here, i’m promoting you to -ssistant manager!”
greg:”f-ck yeah!! i got to go celerbate!!”
john:”….awkward as f-ck.”
2. (gets to level 50 in wow or finishes halo campaign on heroic ) melvin: “i’m gonna celerbate!!! see mom, this is why i didn’t finish high school!!”
3. peter:” hey jim, did you hear that katie got engaged!?”
jim:” yeah i saw the proposal on facebook!”
peter:” i think i might just celerbate with her! ;)”
jim: “she’s my sister, you f-ck.”
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