celestial discharge


death! especially from a hospital or an inst-tutional setting like a long term care facility!
nurse a: (@ shift break): any update on betsy ross.
nurse b: she had a celestial discharge 10 minutes ago.
nurse a: aww cr-p… i’ll start the paperwork then if you start cleanin’ her up.
nurse b: sorry…no o.t. i’m outta here! she’s all yours!

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