Celestial Ejaculate


usually an -j-c-l-t- of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.
after some confusing talk, jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial -j-c-l-t-, right onto the bosom of heaven.

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