Celestina


a girl that is of ‘g-ddess’ status. one that listens to only the best music, and will commit a fly kick to those whose music is “garbage”.

a piece of ‘hot -ss’, that can cook italian food and hold her own in a cypher. only the luckiest of men are able to survive around her, let alone touch her.
celestina likes better music than you.

wow, i think i love you… you’re almost as good as celestina.

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