Celibat
much like celibate but referring to m-st-rb-t–n. to stop slapping the salami. often prescribed after one m-st-rb-t-s too often causing an uncomfortable rash to form on the shaft.
-warning- going celibat can increase the occurence ofnrb’s and wet dream’s
rosco went celibat for lent because he’s a catho. his goal was 40 but he only made it to 27!
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