Celis
anyone who has the last name celis basically has protection from the mafia for his/her whole life. celis’ once saved the mafia gang from an oncoming onslaught of the latin kings, now do you know why they don’t exist anymore? because of that the mafia granted full protection to any celis and would make their life as luxurious as they wanted. also the celis’ are known of their charming charisma and great looks.
tony celis:hi,um can i get it the club now? it’s been 20 minutes and i’ve already seen like 5 people leave.
security guard:well you’re just going to have to stay here for 20 more minutes then! i ain’t bustin open no doors for some punk -ss like you?
tony celis:sir.. do you know who i am?
security guard:yeah, i know you’re a punk -ss!
tony celis: my name is tony celis you stupid f-ck! and unless you open those d-mn doors i am going to f-ckin take your head and shove it up your -ss so deep you’ll be sh-tting out of your f-ckin mouth for the next month.
securit guard: oh my g-d!…. your a…a..a celis…sir i am so sorry about the whole misunderstanding. please come in…
celi “sky”, or heavenly homemaker
that mom is such a celi
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