cell gangster
an inmate who shoots his/her mouth off – talks tough while locked in the cell, but is calm and meek outside in the dayroom – (conveniently forgets about what he said he was gonna do to you)
“wait’ll we come out, i got somethin for your -ss”
“don’t worry bout him, just another cell gangster”
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