Cell Phone Guido


an overly tanned annoying stereotypical cell phone salesman you see at most mall kiosks that look like one of the gotti boys. flavor savors, popped collars, and obnoxious jewelry are all requirements.
that guy is such a cell phone guido, he was the most annoying salesman i ever came across. he didn’t understand i didn’t want the cell phone insurance plan.

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