cell phone heaven
when one loses or breaks their mobile device beyond repair or recovery.
john: “i’ve been calling you all morning. why don’t you pick up?”
mike: “my phone went to cell phone heaven last night.”
john: “i’m so sorry. my thoughts and prayers are with you.”
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