cell phone-itis
a socio/psychological condition characterized by ones inability to stop talking on their cell phone; commonly unable to turn their cell phone off; often and especially in enviornments that are not appropriate for personal phone conversing. this condition is often -ssociated with a deeper emotional/psychological/spiritual condition of vacuousness and refered to in 12 step recovery parlance as chataholic.
so i drive my car over to la beedo’s to give him a ride to the gig and within 30 seconds his cell phone goes off. he answers the call without missing a beat, and yammers away about about suzie, sally and sam, from 168th st. all the way to 96th. when he hangs up, i start to ask him a question and his phone goes off again. he tells me “hold on, i need to get this”, and dives back into his f-cking babble-bubble. i picked him up the next night and the same thing happened. seems like he may have a serious case of cell phone-itis.
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