Cell Phone Pixies
cell phone pixies are mischievious creatures who live in your phone. when you are not paying attention, they will magically call india, spam votes for someone on american idol, and try to download a movie to your iphone. when you get $45 usage fees on your next bill, all you have to do is call customer service and say you never ever used your phone to do that and they will believe you and reverse the charges.
customer: “there’s no way in h-ll i went over my daytime minutes! i never go over! it must have been the cell phone pixies.”
agent: “i fully trust you and will take your word for it. i’ll reverse the fee right now! just call us back any time those pixies f-ck with your phone and we’ll take care of it for you. don’t bother getting for a plan with more minutes so you’re only paying $5 more per month rather than $200!”
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