Cell potato
a person too lazy to get off their -ss and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.
at the watercooler….
jon: hey sally, how’s things?
sally: not bad. got any weekend plans?
jon: well, i was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. h-llo? (looks around, sighs) i’ll get one.
sally: who was that?
jon: bob. he wanted a cup of water.
sally: but he is sitting right over there! what a cell potato…
jon: what’s a ‘cell potato?’
sally: ever heard of urban dictionary?
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