cell-u-lar-sodomy
the act of taking your piece of sh-t cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson’s -ss.
i am so sick of this f-cking cell phone. i have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.
i’m going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.
1. -n-l or oral (usually -n-l) insertion of a cell phone that rings during an event such as a movie, play, music recital or other public event where quiet is desired.
2. what the price controling and monopolistic att/cingular, nextel, sprint, t-mobile & verizon do to their customers every day.
3. using cell phones to talk to the animals. (see also cellular b-st–lity and “doctor dolittleing”)
threat of cellular sodomy:
“turn your (insert your choice of expletive)cell phones off or we’re going to shove it up your choose orafice.”
subject of cellular sodomy:
“i just got my t-mobile bill…how could i have used all of those minutes? i’ve never seen a more terrible act of cellular sodomy.
commision of cellular sodomy(b-st–lity):
caller: “so, what are you wearing?”
donkey: “hee-haw”
caller: “oh yeah, me too.”
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