cell-u-lar-tardation


a. the state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. an acquired state of mental r-t-rdation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.
fred’s 18 year old daughter, lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. it’s a real shame that he didn’t understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

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