cellar-dweller
an inhabitant or permanent resident of a room or group of rooms below the ground level and usually under a building often a relative or child turned adult that refuses to leave the parents home.
after seeing the empty pantry, refrigerator and the recent electric bill dad turned to mom and said, ” this is outrageous, tell cellar-dweller he needs to get a job and pay room and board we cannot afford him anymore.”
a team or person that is in last position.
“man the lakers can’t even buy a win this season”
“yeah, they’re the cellar dwellers this year”
a suburban, white guy, usually over the age of 30, who lives in a bas-m-nt apartment. he doesn’t have a steady job, can’t get a date, and listens to 80’s power ballads on his stereo while cooking mac and cheese on a hot plate. throw a mullet haircut and a possible substance abuse problem and you get the picture. this dude this also known as a bas-m-nt dweller.
jack martin was a typical cellar dweller – no girl, no money, no job, no ambition – just his bas-m-nt apartment which smelled like mildew, cigarette smoke, and s-m-n.
pre – teen or teen who would spend ( or does spend ) most of his time in the bas-m-nt playing x-box live
my 12 year old is a “cellar dweller”…so is my 18 year old
a chronic m-st-rb-t-r.
when their relationship ended, alfred become a cellar dweller.
the catholic priest, after years of celler dwelling, was relieved when he was hired to be the new youth minister.
someone who thinks themselves better than another person because their houses have added features another persons might not.
“he’s such a cellar dweller, so what if my house only has two floors?”
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