cellating
the act of asking a dude/chick out over a phone call or text message
person 1:are u cellating her
person 2:maybe
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when one goes for oral stimulation and ends up heading south of the border……this is when little conchita is surprised with a tongue in her -ss and a pinata on her nose! juanita enjoys batting jose’s fat pinata with her nose while recieving a backside fakie.
- Armitani
a conceited b-tch with a stick up their -ss who brags about giving bl-wj-bs and does nothing but talk about how great they are and are usually two-faced. guy 1: “dude that chick was a total armitani.” guy 2: “i know right.”
- riding first class
consuming an alcoholic beverage while a p-ssenger in a motor vehicle. i called shotgun, and i brought a sixer so i’ll be riding first cl-ss.
- Riding the bronze moose
the act of having s-x with a very well endowed man, usually of color. lejla was really riding the bronze moose last night with jerome. i could hear her through the walls until about 5am.
- awkward ninja turtle
similar to the awkward turtle, place your hands on top of each other, except point your palms towards the awkward individual (representing the evolution of the ninja turtles to walk upright) and make punching/kicking gestures with your forefingers/thumbs someone makes a s-x joke in front of your parents…..what do you do?….awkward ninja turtle….