cellborg
noun – a person who has completely merged with their cell phone. fairly indistinguishable from a schizophrenic, as it is difficult to determine if they are talking to themselves, or to spider demons at large.
play on “cyborg” q.v. and a merger of cell (phone) + “borg” q.v.
that guy is such a cellborg! he was sitting on the toilet, wheeling and dealing!
don’t be such a cellborg! take that piece of cr-p outta your ear once in a while!
1 more definition
any pretentious person with a blinking bluetooth device in their ear and their cellphone either proudly displayed on their hip or hidden in a pocket or purse. the bluetooth light reminds you that they’re not insane, just complete tools.
“every where i look in this airport i see blue lights in people’s ears. i’m surrounded by cellborgs!”
“there were so many cellborgs at the office today i thought i was in the cloud city. i started looking around for billy dee williams.”
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