cellking


portmanteau of “cell” phone and “sulking”; someone who’s getting all upset/b-tthurt that the person they’re calling or texting isn’t responding.
“is steve coming out tonight?”
“nah, he’s cellking cuz he’s been blowing up mandy’s phone all d-mn day and she still ain’t hit him back yet.”

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