Cellphiddlers
alternate spelling of cellfiddler
used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don’t know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.
man, i don’t know anyone here, guess i’m a cellphiddler tonight 🙂
everyone loves cellphiddlers!
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