cellscape


the act of pretending to be on your cell phone in order to avoid confrontation.
1) i saw that annoying girl that smells like soup on the street and barely managed to cellscape.

2)becky:i had to talk to him for like 12 hours!
betty:why didn’t you just cellscape when you saw him?
becky:i didn’t have my phone on me.
betty:lmao, loser

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